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Alaskan Thunder Fuck
SativaBatch PLD9325ATF
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★2 reviews — most 5 stars
A bracing, mountain-air sativa with pine-forward lift — Alaskan Thunder Fuck in full alpine glory.
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TypeSativa
THCa31.3%
THCa
31.3%
Born in the Matanuska Valley and shaped by long Alaskan summers, Alaskan Thunder Fuck (ATF) is a legacy sativa with a near-mythic reputation. Its lineage traces back to wild Russian ruderalis crossed into Northern California sativa stock, yielding flower that's frosty, resinous, and unmistakably alpine. Expect a sharp nose of pine sap, citrus peel, and damp cedar, with a sweeter menthol note coming through on the exhale.
The experience leans bright and cerebral — an upshift in mood, a lengthening of conversation, the kind of clarity that suits cold mornings and open windows. At 31.34% THCa with a clean cannabinoid profile, this batch reads polished and focused, more crisp gin than warm bourbon. A connoisseur's daytime sativa with backcountry heritage.
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